Rap Song
Uploaded by: Foltz22
Video Description:
i made up this funny rap song in about 20 minutes.
here's the lyrics
I'm a ganster, I'm a straight up thief
I like to steal shit that i don't really need
I don't really wanna it's just a bad habit
It's not my fault i'm so damn good at it
Yeah I take little stuff, but the big ones are my prize
They just brighten up my day and put the twinkle in my eyes
I've never been caught, I'm 20 for 20
I don't have a job, but i gotta lotta money
Stealing shit is easy, it comes natural 4 me
I started nabbin the goods b4 i turned 3
I wanna steal a cop car, that's next on my list
Cause i know that will get those pigs real damn pissed
Pretty soon I'll hit up a bank
And stab the stupid teller with a real sharp shank
I'll say "put the money in the bag"
B4 i blow your head off u ugly hag
Some people say it's all a big joke, 1 big funny
But that's when i say how u think i got my 22's honey
I'm the whitest kid in town, i'll be the first to tell ya
But i no for a fact u ain't go A-Rods signed memorabelia
I've got plenty of things from whips to hats
I even stole this from my own brother Mats
Now lets just say u still think it's all a big hoax
Well watch me here as i steal from old folks
Now watch here take a look at this
As i switch a cup of coffee witha cup fulla piss
I love playin pranks, I playem all day
ecspecially when my bitches are actin up, i always makem pay
Times runnin short, I'm just about done
didn't even get to tellya about my auto shotgun
It's been real fun I'll c y'all later
and remember to vote for good ol' Ralph Nader
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