"God couldn't find ...( 6 months ago by Hirvassalo)
"God couldn't find anyone on Earth interested in pleasing Him!" That line is so fucking hilarious my friend doubted the sincerity of the author when he heard it the first time.
Bill Marher is a ...( 6 months ago by luvdomus)
Bill Marher is a brilliant satirist and fully in command of his stand-up artistry. BTW, whatever happened to Rick Warren? Last I heard, Obama generously let him give a little 'invocation' at his inauguration. Warren was last seen chowing down on some fried chicken, heading north of 300 lbs., going the way of Jerry Fallwell's cardiovascular system.
subscribe to the ...( 6 months ago by TheGuyWhoEatsDogs)
subscribe to the one who owns you as i already have subscribed to you
Google Does Account ...( 6 months ago by Nevyfling)
Google Does Account. Mind-blowing Stuff.
its actually 600 ...( 5 months ago by leetbh)
its actually 600 years old xD... makes it more believable now... thank...god
lmao xD( 5 months ago by Hadenthekiller)
lmao xD
God couldn't find ...( 5 months ago by Magneto2819)
God couldn't find anyone on Earth interested in pleasing him, poor guy.
even when a ...( 5 months ago by practicalmagic9)
even when a christian, couldn't stand rick warren.his overly simplistic drivel was the teletubbie version of sermons. sadly, the pastors at the church i attended thought he was einstein. made me think...thank god! (sorry...that sort of fit i thought...)
Array( 5 months ago by maddyboi1973)
@SoldierofYAH you will pray to your so-called god so that he'd put a stop to atheism? why bother with us? why don't you pray for those people who have anterograde amnesia, and tell your imaginary daddy to save them from their hell of a life!
@greyhall1: It ...( 5 months ago by greenfury87)
@greyhall1: It doesnt matter what "God" thinks of us. If "God" created everything so he could be praised, then he is an arrogant douche.
So humans are god's ...( 5 months ago by ntoiyt)
So humans are god's bitches.
Array( 5 months ago by Azotadeth)
@ntoiyt Ntoiyt, you got it all wrong, you heathen. If you had read the Bible you would know the truth. Only christians and maybe jews are allowed to be his bitches !
@Azotadeth dont ...( 5 months ago by rwandrall1)
@Azotadeth dont forget the muslims, they have the same god you know :D
More like his play ...( 5 months ago by RhinoAts51)
More like his play things. He puts us through terrible tragedies, and make us beg him for relief.
In answer to your ...( 5 months ago by dovespin1)
In answer to your question at the end, "The evidence certainly doesn't support creationism."
Array( 5 months ago by r00tcause)
>Ron Wyatt There is no evidence for anything he claims and in fact it has been debunked... not to mention the simple fact that an ark with 2 of each kind isn't even possible. Further, even if it was, it makes no sense. God is all powerful but he needed someone to make a boat?>History Channel shows are all true! They show Nostradamus, UFO's and Bible code all the time... 2 of which are absolutely false and 1 of which has no substantial evidence.
Array( 5 months ago by r00tcause)
>people accept evolution after it was proven wrong 150 years ago What? No, seriously, what? Ignorance is one thing but this comment is just a flat out lie. Citation please.
@r00tcause that ...( 5 months ago by buddhika216)
@r00tcause that doesn't make sense.
man this is classic( 5 months ago by buddhika216)
man this is classic
What doesn't make ...( 5 months ago by r00tcause)
What doesn't make sense? the > symbol is for quoting. I am posting the quote, then responding to the quote.
the joke driven ...( 5 months ago by XtraordinaryMT)
the joke driven life... yes, anything to do with god is a joke
@buddhika216 Yeah I ...( 5 months ago by buddhika216)
@buddhika216 Yeah I was talking about the guy who said evolution was proven wrong 150 years ago.
Awesome pwnage!( 5 months ago by franczazou)
Awesome pwnage!
Religion~ (1) A ...( 5 months ago by atchisrj1)
Religion~ (1) A primitive means to understand and interpret existence.(2) An excuse to impose authority upon another. (3) A source of bigotry and hate. (4) Invented by men.
That line is so fucking hilarious my friend doubted the sincerity of the author when he heard it the first time.
sadly, the pastors at the church i attended thought he was einstein.
made me think...thank god! (sorry...that sort of fit i thought...)
you will pray to your so-called god so that he'd put a stop to atheism? why bother with us? why don't you pray for those people who have anterograde amnesia, and tell your imaginary daddy to save them from their hell of a life!
Ntoiyt, you got it all wrong, you heathen.
If you had read the Bible you would know the truth.
Only christians and maybe jews are allowed to be his bitches !
There is no evidence for anything he claims and in fact it has been debunked... not to mention the simple fact that an ark with 2 of each kind isn't even possible. Further, even if it was, it makes no sense. God is all powerful but he needed someone to make a boat?>History Channel shows are all true!
They show Nostradamus, UFO's and Bible code all the time... 2 of which are absolutely false and 1 of which has no substantial evidence.
What? No, seriously, what? Ignorance is one thing but this comment is just a flat out lie. Citation please.